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By Dolores J. Wilson

Bertie Byrd is exclusive. to claim the least.

She calls candy Meadow, Georgia, domestic, the place she works for her father doing automobile upkeep. She additionally drives the tow-truck, even though candy Meadow's particularly colourful denizens are likely to deal with Bertie extra just like the neighborhood, loose taxi provider. you recognize, an individual has to get to a doctor's appointment or choose anything up on the dry cleaners.

Bertie's favourite day of the week is Friday, whilst she leaves the wrecker along with her father for the entire weekend and joins her associates on the Dew Drop hotel for an evening of dancing. Her ally, Mary Lou, occasionally fixes her up with doubtful dates, even though Bertie has to remind her buddy to not tease her hair too excessive for these events. just like the time after they went to Carrie Sue's open condominium, and a ceramic cow with angel wings striking from a ceiling fan locked its hooves into Bertie's mammoth hair and refused to enable cross. She needed to put on all of it evening, dangling chain and all.

Bertie's approximately ideal lifestyles is set to take a downhill flip, despite the fact that. It begins whilst her landlord, Pete, at present a resident in a close-by nursing domestic, begins exhibiting up at her condo. In his birthday swimsuit. a really badly wrinkled birthday swimsuit. after which she is going to her mailbox, a rubber huge mouth bass, and reveals a discover from the zoning fee announcing she will no longer park the wrecker in her driveway. the attention is signed via George Bigham. but if she is going to the courthouse to maintain her little challenge, it's only to find George Bigham is deceased. And Mary Lou's being pregnant try simply got here up confident. Can it get any worse?

In a word... convinced.

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Mary Lou pulled hair pins from her bouncing French twist. ” The same place I keep all my clean clothes. Mary Lou and I watched an old black and white movie. Sometime after one in the morning, she pulled an afghan over her and cuddled deep into the sofa cushions. Marvin the Martian and I retired to my boudoir. Within minutes, I was in bed and sound asleep. The sun streaked its unrelenting hot light through a crack in my bedroom window. The rays masterfully shone in a narrow strip right across my eyes.

He’s not my date. I don’t know who he is or where he came from. I just want him out of my house. ” Puff. I was tee- 31 Dolores J. Wilson tering on hysteria. For an instant, I wondered if he’d let me borrow his gun. Once I had it in my hand, then I’d figure out whether to shoot him or myself. ” The officer walked past me into the house. I followed him across the room, all the while feeling pretty smug because I knew that a “perp” was cop talk for perpetrator. Watching all those reruns of Rockford Files had finally paid off.

Where it would evidently remain hidden inside the man’s mind. Shortly before the men in white coats, honestly, took Mr. ” The old man stuck his tongue out at me, which, by the way, was cracked and coated with a gray, nasty-looking film. Honestly. “That’s for me to know and for you to find out,” he mocked. ” I zinged him with my snappiest comeback, then twitched my way back into OUR house. I closed the door, then collapsed against it. ” But I can assure you that after tonight, I may never go out again.

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